Shop till you scream, bitches! Scream Queens took us on a shopping spree in Black Friday. The only problem was that no one ended up purchasing any murders as the hunt for the Red Devil continues. Well, except for that security guard who took an arrow to the chest.
Even though she only made an appearance for like 30 seconds, Denise ‘Chief of Police’ Hemphill was once again was the highlight of Black Friday. Let’s be honest, watching Grace and Pete getting all lovey dovey just wasn’t working for me and they appear to be the odd ones out with respect to this zany cast of ridiculous characters. Does anyone really find these two funny? I don’t. That said, watching the Chanels try to murder the Dean with no success was very entertaining as it almost always is. These girls are so dumb that it makes my head hurt but that’s the point, isn’t it?
With the finale on the horizon, it’s only a matter of time before our killer is revealed and we still have no idea who is behind the mask. Sure, Pete admitted that he’s a murderer at the end of Black Friday but I’m not sold on the fact that he’s our Red Devil. In fact, there is really no way of knowing at this point and I think we’re all going to be in for a big surprise come finale night.
It’s time to shop til you drop…or die…so let’s head to the mall and check in with our favorite sorority sisters. Enjoy the review, fellow screamers!